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Whinge/Whinge/Wankers/Work/Whatnot/WHAT??? (I am a badger) ... and Wah hey...WOOF!!! [Oct. 21st, 2004|06:31 pm]
Miss Von Trapp
[Mood |pleasedpleased]
[Music |David Bowie : Kooks]

I NEVER GET TO READ MY OWN MAGAZINES FIRST!!

Sodding typical. I've just got in from college with my copy of The Guardian and Mojo (Johnny Cash issue - cover cd with Nick Cave and whatnot on)...

And guess what - before I've had a chance to even turn the first page, my mother has borrowed it off to the kitchen to look at herself!!!

Honestly!!

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MASSIVE MEAT PACKAGE

Found a big box in the kitchen yesterday labelled 'Well Hung Meat Company'. Mother has ordered a whole load of sausages and steaks from HERE!

Organic Farm, it says. That's nice. So she can feel much better and healthier for eating all that lololol!!

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SODDING PHONE!

Once again, it's only a week to pay day and my mobile phone has once again been cut off. I can only send and recieve texts and calls are incoming only. This sucks big dogs cock. If anyone wants to actually talk to me rather than waste time texting you'll have to text me and I'll have to ring you back on the loftline sometime between 8pm and 9pm in the evening. Or I can take incoming calls if not busy - I can still RECIEVE calls at least...

*grumble*

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THAT LOOMING PSYCHO ESSAY

Doesn't have to be in till 2nd November I've found out today. This is good. It means I can have a worry free night at work because I thought it had to be in tommorrow and haven't even started it.

It also means I can party all weekend and do it later next week as it's:

1. Half Term ie. no college
2. I have the week off work. ie. No nightshift/4 hr a day sleep pattern!!

WOO HOO!!

I'll bet I still need an extension come 1st Nov tho....



*cup of tea needed now*

....................................

CONFOOZLED!!

My mother just asked me if I had been a badger in a previous life. She's watching some nature programme in the front room right now and thinks I might have been one because they go to bed in the morning.

*shrugs*

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[User Picture]From: hawklord2112
2004-10-21 11:59 am (UTC)
well hung meat. teehee.

*looks*

*blink*

they local! ooooo... i'm going there to meet the meat. lol.
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-10-21 12:04 pm (UTC)
So local in fact that one of their fields backs onto the top of Stoke Beach where my parents have a static caravan - trash that they are lol!!

One of the sheep 'commited suicide' (or was pushed) off the edge of the cliff a couple of months or so back and the carcass was rotting for days and weeks on the beach. Apparently floating out to sea and back like a bloated jelly blob on a daily basis.

I went looking for the skull last time I went there - but could only find bits of spine, leg and ribcage... All washed white and chalky by the saltwater.

EWWW!!!!!!
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From: ranatash_moon
2004-10-21 04:01 pm (UTC)
drunk the whole time, looks like that thing knows me to well...lol try puttin my username into it as it comes back with you drunk the whole time..LOL

*hic hic with a strong gin after taste* lol
*hugs* xx
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-10-21 10:53 pm (UTC)
Hahaha!!

Psychic Memes!!! Whatever next??

*raises toast*
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[User Picture]From: etherealdances
2004-10-21 07:56 pm (UTC)

~laughs~

OOhh.. I was in on the orgy! *gets black feather fan out to cool down*
(On a badger related note.. do you like peanut butter sandwiches? because they do! I should know as I have made loads of them this eve for the whole clan who come and visit my parents. Best fed badgers around!)
I'll shut up now... ~grin~
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-10-21 10:53 pm (UTC)

Re: ~laughs~

I don't like peanut butter actually... But the way my bleached fringe is growing out I'll look like a badger soon enough anyway;)

*grins back*
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[User Picture]From: vashe
2004-10-22 05:54 am (UTC)
Bill Oddie rapes badgers - so keep your eyes peeled. Ahem...

... did the sheep corpse get a name? My vote goes with Mortimer.

As for your essay - you'll get an extension, and then think "phew, I can leave that and have a nice night off..." until the night before it's due in... you just know.... *grin* xxx
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-10-22 09:46 am (UTC)
*squeals at the Bill Oddie thought...*

No, it didn't. Probably Mr. Mortimer McBloat would be appropriate?

DON'T TEMPT ME!! YOU KNOW ME TOO DAMN WELL!!

(I'm already planning nights out on the town, shopping trips and such-like...)

xxx
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[User Picture]From: vashe
2004-10-23 09:05 pm (UTC)
I know you so well because I DID THE SAME!! As I'm sure you remember - just check my journal from Jan-May and it's full of "missed the deadline"... "pissed over the deadline"... *grin* xxx
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