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The Little Brown Paper Bag [Aug. 2nd, 2006|04:31 pm]
Miss Von Trapp
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I'm blaming my youngest sister for this one - after all, she just forwarded it to me. I'm up at the parents house as it's my fathers 60th Birthday. My middle sister and her two kids are here too. We've eaten lots of cake and I'm off to work at six.

Okay - here's THE JOKE:



A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors:

"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.

"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.

"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well, have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.

"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"

"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper
bag!"

"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor . .

"Your mother must have been a carrier"
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[User Picture]From: rhys_wilcox
2006-08-02 03:43 pm (UTC)
Oh, for the love of ...
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2006-08-02 10:25 pm (UTC)
Terribly sorry!

*grin*
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[User Picture]From: miss_shelley_p
2006-08-02 05:35 pm (UTC)
I don't get it.

Cultural understanding gap?
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2006-08-02 10:25 pm (UTC)
Carrier bag - one of those non-biodegradable ones you get from the supermarket:/
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[User Picture]From: miss_shelley_p
2006-08-03 01:18 pm (UTC)
Oh...

We generally call them "plastic grocery bags" *shrugs*.

Or sometimes, affectionately, "Polish suitcase".
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[User Picture]From: vimster
2006-08-02 06:45 pm (UTC)
Oh very droll :P
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2006-08-02 10:26 pm (UTC)
*giggle*

I'm so puerile...
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[User Picture]From: etherealdances
2006-08-02 08:20 pm (UTC)
*snort* :)
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2006-08-02 10:26 pm (UTC)
*grin*
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[User Picture]From: purple_spider
2006-08-02 09:47 pm (UTC)
*groans*

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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2006-08-02 10:26 pm (UTC)
Blame my sister. I'm no good at jokes and sadly I found this one funny:/
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