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Favourite Quotes, Rude Rude 'Literature' and general babble... [Dec. 6th, 2003|06:28 am]
Miss Von Trapp
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RAR! It's the WEEKEND!!!!!!!!

Didn't get round to dying my hair yesterday...fell asleep at 9am and slept till 7pm hehe...

Work tonight was very silly...laughed far far too much and now I'm all husky...still sharing stupid stories with Jui...will post some later on when my brain is functioning properly...

Stopped off on the way in to work and bought two bottles of cheap red plonk for a fiver...opening one now...and then if I'm still awake in a while I'll dye my hair...otherwise I'll do it this afternoon.

The plan for today is that I go up to Jui-ehh!!!'s in the evening, we go to the Nowhere for a few jars and then on to The Loft (crap rock club, but it's cheap)...

I'll probably be wearing THIS ...fun fun fun!!

Ok...

WINE!!!!!

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Some Favourite Quotes:

"My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes and oh, my friends--
It gives a lovely light!"

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

"Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it"
- Jules Renard

"Live people ignore the strange and unusual, I myself AM strange and unusual!"
- Lydia, Beetlejuice

"A vampire is a - a - cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone."
- At a Colorado Republican fund raising event, August 2001, George W. Bush.

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."
- Neil Gaiman

"There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. It is simply a matter of not losing one's nerve."
- Quentin Crisp



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RUDE LITERATURE!!!

Pilfered from princesssulky:

http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,6109,1099719,00.html

It was actually the last one that made me laugh the most...the Cosmopolitan crossword...

Oh dear oh dear!!!

And that one that went on about the amount of semen and not being able to stop...reminded me very much of the BrassEye episode in which Chris Morris did a pseudo-doc on 'the gush' and how it was killing off pornstars everywhere...

Classic!!

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[User Picture]From: serpentbearer
2003-12-06 03:15 am (UTC)
Haha, the rude literature thing was funny - notice how most of them were men?! I thought the one by by Tama Janowitz (third from bottom) was deliberately describing bad sex anyway.
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[User Picture]From: vimster
2003-12-06 07:31 am (UTC)
It's not a classic quote exactly, but I love this: "You have to admire his commitment to shit music" -from an NME review of a Judge Jules mix CD

Anyway, going to watch Ghost Dog later, I'm told it's very good. Enjoy your evening and that.
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From: wildgift93
2003-12-06 08:00 am (UTC)
You dirty minx!
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