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I hope I don't come across as a sicko here...*insane giggle* [Feb. 3rd, 2004|07:01 am]
Miss Von Trapp
[Mood |gigglygiggly]
[Music |That scary tune...would like lyrics in latin perhaps?]

Had a really lovely hot bath with Radox Muscle Soak yesterday evening...the water was bright blue!!! Fell asleep soon after and slept till 9...had to get a lift to work so that I wasn't late lol!!!

Oh dear god the conversations we had at work tonight were AWFUL!!!

Jui-ehh!! and I discussed Art, songs, Barbie dolls, My Little Pony and whether or not I would be happy getting a job in a mortuary...also that using a cold vibrator must be what necrophilia felt like (ewww!!!)...then Rich (who was having some kind of peculiar conversation with Tony) asked Matt :

"If you are allowed a certain length of time with Holly Valance, doing what you liked, where you liked, any way you liked, but had to spend the exact same length of time with Harold Bishop before or after, how long would you take?".

It went downhill from there...

Rich suddenly and very loudly (in the middle of a 'Fast Show/Michael Jackson' conversation) blurted out :

"Today I have mostly been eating dead juvenile pussy!".

OMG!!! We roared with laughter...tears running down our faces for 20 minutes, and I brought up the subject of Chris Morris's spoof paedophilia documentary...and the paedo disguised as a house inching closer to the school...

ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL!! CHRIS MORRIS IS A MEDIA GENIUS!!

At which point our boss came over and told Rich and I off extremely huffily...

Hehehehe!!!

Watched part of David Lynch's 'Lost Highway' on tv at lunchtime...wish I'd recorded it...why is there ALWAYS a dwarf in his films???

Must have a fixation about 'Freaks' I suppose!!!

(thinking of Tod Browning)

We were stuck at work till 6am...lots of post to key...and I sang the Worm Song to Jui-ehh!! till she was extremely distressed and we had to sing the Fraggle Rock theme instead...she kept mixing it up with the Conga though:/

Walked home, made up some kind of scary tune along the way...and recorded it on Goldwave so that I don't forget it... I haven't got any manuscript handy to write it down atm. Might fetch some from mothers at some point.

Planning on going in town today, pick up an Argos catalogue so that I can buy a camera, pay the bills (bleh!) and do some cd/dvd shopping...

So I suppose I ought to go to bed soonish...

Bother!!

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[User Picture]From: etceterate
2004-02-03 02:50 am (UTC)
I taped 'Lost Highway' - was going to stay up and watch it as I'm not working today, but I thought staying up until 3 in the morning watching a David Lynch film was probably not a good idea... So you can either borrow it or come round and watch it..
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-02-03 11:50 am (UTC)

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Yay! Could I borrow if that's ok?:))
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-02-03 11:54 am (UTC)

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Very reminiscent of 'The Wicker Man' with Edward Woodward burning to death in it...and that god-awful lemon yellow jumper and beige farrah slacks that Christopher Lee wore as Lord Summer Isle!!!

*giggle*
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From: czol
2004-02-03 05:10 am (UTC)
Hehe! You need help!
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-02-03 12:06 pm (UTC)

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Mommy??

*dribble*
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[User Picture]From: vimster
2004-02-03 08:04 am (UTC)
Oo Lost Highway is such a superb film, so well-paced. David Lynch can baffle me any time he likes.

As for Paedogeddon, the best bits have to be the Hall & Oats photos, that "Keep away from the guy with the funny eye" song, and Dr Fox saying something like "It's a scientific fact, there's no evidence for it, it's just a scientific fact" - and these celebs cry foul when they found they were duped.
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-02-03 12:06 pm (UTC)

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Oh I LOVED that song!!!
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[User Picture]From: eldritch00
2004-02-03 10:01 am (UTC)
Interesting point about cold dildoes and necrophilia. I shall keep that in mind...for some reason. *blushes*

Your description of that scene from the mockumentary reminds me of a Monty Python sketch with that house that eats people.

Lost Highway is great, especially if you're already a Lynch fan, but I think Mulholland Drive is a more well-directed elucidation of a similar thematic. And I guess Michael Anderson's a friend of Lynch's. ^_^

Gabba gabba we accept you...
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-02-03 11:55 am (UTC)

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Yay! An honorary post in Andrew's 'House of Perv'! ;)
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[User Picture]From: eldritch00
2004-02-03 01:10 pm (UTC)

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House of Perv cracks me up! Actually, I told some friends over at IRC. ^_^
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