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Oh Mr Porter! [Apr. 21st, 2004|02:55 pm]
Miss Von Trapp
My canines fell out, bats were my friends and landed on my left hand...and they were the only ones who could help me escape from being pursued by my family; who were a bunch of Texas Chainsaw Massacre-type degenerates who wanted to kill me...

And I almost escaped, but made it to the roof, and there was no exit but to jump...

*need coffee*

This is an atypical stress dream of mine, quite often the same locations (although randomly invented...I have an entire fictional town inside my head) and almost always losing my canines lol!! Then I panic, in dream, that I'll never be able to sport fangs again!!

I'm warped.

Yes, I'm stressing about packing for Whitby; I don't travel light...will be overloaded with clothes for all seasons, two or three pairs of shoes, a large vanity case with several 'makeup options', crimpers, hairdryer, cuddly toy...

Last time I went away for 4 days (London Gay Pride) I took enough to last a month...and fell over flouncing down the stairs at Paddington Tube Station.

*trembles with luggage fear*

It's going to be hellish on the train with no entourage to help me...

Oh, where are the handsome men willing to manhandle your belongings when you want them?

*cough*

Right then, off to my sisters for a jelly and icecream party/fight! Wheeeee!!

.......................

Hoping this isn't some kind of evil portent:

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From: webofhorrors
2004-04-21 07:09 am (UTC)
*Chainsaw buzzes*

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the best massacre that NEVER took place in Texas.
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-04-21 10:22 am (UTC)
Oh do it again!! Surely it's high time for a cull??

*evil grin*

While you're at it, Plymouth could do with losing a few lol!
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From: webofhorrors
2004-04-21 10:23 am (UTC)
I am IN Texas!
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-04-21 10:32 am (UTC)
I KNOW!!

Just how convenient is that!!

...

I'm in Plymouth...methinks the 'Free Pasty' campaign should be planning for the Summer months...bwahahahaha!!
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From: webofhorrors
2004-04-21 06:13 pm (UTC)
Did you know that there's a Plymouth in America? We have a "Plymouth" rock as well as a car.
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-04-21 10:18 pm (UTC)
Poor you:/ There is no escape!!
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[User Picture]From: vimster
2004-04-21 07:19 am (UTC)

I'll Never Eat Another Banana - Ever

Whitby will be super, you knows it. Lucky gal.

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Haha, that must have been one helluva marriage.
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-04-21 10:24 am (UTC)

Re: I'll Never Eat Another Banana - Ever

Ew, banana!!

Ate about 7 in one go as a young child, was terribly ill (on the day of my grandfather's funeral: I was four, wasn't allowed in, and remember wandering about the graves lol)...

I've not eaten fruit since, strawberries and melon only;)
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[User Picture]From: hawklord2112
2004-04-21 09:42 am (UTC)
can i manhandle you?

I mean your luggage?

:)
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-04-21 10:28 am (UTC)
*fear*

I think you and Sue both got enough of that at the last fetish party lol!!
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[User Picture]From: hawklord2112
2004-04-21 10:51 am (UTC)
never get enough goth gropage mmmmm
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[User Picture]From: mehdi_caps
2004-04-21 03:05 pm (UTC)
You know that, if there was a bridge between Normandy and Devon, I'd drive you and your 24 suitcases to Whitby (though that damned long bridge would be kinda scary). When is it, by the way?
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[User Picture]From: hawklord2112
2004-04-21 03:34 pm (UTC)
whereabouts in Normandy if i might ask?
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[User Picture]From: mehdi_caps
2004-04-21 04:13 pm (UTC)
Saint-Lô, a boring little city, mostly administrative, entirely destroyed on June 6th, 1944, and rebuilt in the 50s.
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[User Picture]From: hawklord2112
2004-04-21 10:55 pm (UTC)
hey, i think that St-Lo is a beautiful town - esp. the massive magnolias around teh top of the old bit, when they are in bloom - and the market is excellent.

besides, we broke the news about Sue being pregnant in the big cafe just off the market square there...
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[User Picture]From: mehdi_caps
2004-04-28 05:48 pm (UTC)
Sorry for replying late, but I had a computer crash the other day and forgot to came back here to reply when I reinstalled everything.

Yes, that part of Saint-Lô is not so bad. It's not so terrible, I admit, but it's still a little boring. Sometimes, I like it. It's quiet. But I like the old buildings, and they're so rare in Saint-Lô.

That café is the "Grand Balcon". I can easily understand why you remember it. :D It's curious, because I remember that moment for my daughter (it was not official, though, just a pregnancy test baught in a pharmacy, but it guess it was the same thing for you, since it was in a café, lol), but not for my son.
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-04-21 10:14 pm (UTC)
Well, there is the ferry from Roscoff to Plymouth...but I'm going on Friday morning, coming back daytime Monday;)
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[User Picture]From: mehdi_caps
2004-04-28 05:51 pm (UTC)
I would have to drive to Roscoff? At least 4 hours, I guess, probably more. If I wanted to go to Plymouth, I'd take the ferry from Cherbourg to Portsmouth or Southampton, I think.
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