EWWWWWWW!!!! *IMAGE* !!!!
(Too much information.)
Yes, I HATE boxers...
Thought you had some taste...
Nooo... That rather reminds me of the chapter in 'Big Sur' (Kerouac) where they're discussing how non-hippies feel dirty in the evening after a long day because they wash everywhere else in the morning, but when they go to the loo they don't WASH their asses...
I prefer brief-type-things - sort of shorts things with buttons...
Well, ANYTHING BUT BOXERS!!
WTF AM I TELLING YOU THIS FOR???
No they're not. The ones with buttons are tighter - give men nice ass definition.
Boxers are those dreadful baggy things that if you sit in them without pants underneath everyone can see your knob - and they usually have god-awful pictures of bart simpson or comedy devils or something equally tacky and repulsive on them.
Don't get me started on discussing pants. They were discussing them on 'Loose Women' the other week - fueled my rantage for a good hour that did.
Oh sweet Jesus... SILK???
YOU TACKY BASTARD ROSS!!!!
(what's wrong with cotton?? Anything else will probably harbour thrush anyway!)
No. Don't tell me.
My brain hurts already:/
"Oh The Horror! THE HORROR!!!"
LOL! I appear to have shamed you into deleting all your replies...
I do apologise:(
Shame really, I was having a giggle reading over them!!
:) sorry bout that.
i'm feeling a little touchy at the moment - something to do with sue telling me the other day that she had stopped thinking of our separation as a temporary thing and that she doesnt want to get back with me ...
ps if you want a giggle, then feel free to laugh at the fact that i do have garfield boxers....
Eep! Poor you:/
Perhaps it can be a good thing for you - find yourself again 'and all that'. I know it seems to be working for me on my un-lazy days:)
GARFIELD!! OH GOD!!
(can't bear the bastard - and, yes, it's Snoopy snobbery)
oh it's ok - i have snoopy "Joe Cool" ones too....
I find myself alright... i have no difficulty finding myself - but it's just that i dont like what i find...
Whatever happened to plain and simple black cotton pants??
Oh well. The addition of 'comedy' into underwear always makes me groan inwardly.
"i have no difficulty finding myself" - at least you know it hasn't fallen off then;)
On a serious note, at least now you've got time for reform - rather than the catholic deathbed confessional scenario. No, okay, that wasn't serious....
I'm going to go down to Mutley Plain in about half an hour - trip to the bank, trawl round charity shops - fancy wandering up for a cuppa? Text me you clearly utterly bored loon:)
hey at least i dont have underwear with another man's name on them!
and it may not have fallen off but it's not working right - or at least it wasnt until i watched "the L word" the other night. that sorted me out :)
*ducks the images in Lizzi's head*
i wish i could saunter up to mutley, unfortunately i'm at work atm and i am till 8 tonight and you'll probably be either at work or at home by the time i can get there (quarter to nine, curse the blasted bus service!)
if you're up for a DVD this evening, if you're not working, however?
Underwear with another mans name on?? OOOOOOOH!!
Colour me dim - you mean like Calvin Klein - I am *such* a moron sometimes...
That sort of thing stops working properly as you get older. I've noticed - it usually fails to work due to too many years of alcohol, or takes way longer to respond than you'd expect... Oh, and when you get to 60 it starts to puff white powder instead apparently...
Ah. I'm doing F-all till I go to work at 9 tonight - but it's a 'Dress Down Day', so I'm having a 'Dress Up Day' and going all out goff lol!
yeah, like calvin klein.
noooo! don't get me wrong, it still works, more than well enough to make sue see stars each time, it's just it's, well, not working whilst i'm on my own... damn!
and given my completely nonexistant social skills it's likely to stay that way for some time...
and even though i'm at work i'm doing F-all till 9 when i get home, then i get things to do ! hah..
Sue sees stars? What do you do?? Wump her on the head or something??
I wouldn't worry. You're not missing much.
I have things to do, I just can't be bothered...
not quite but i do club her with something..
and yes, goddammit, i am missing sex! i like it! it provides a release for all teh goddamn stress i take at work.. since sue liked it rough and hard i got to take out my frustrations and satisfy her all at once..
ahem. sorry, probably too much information there..
Far far far too much information.
I prefer not to imagine my friends sexual habits - dammit, it's like thinking about my parents - ewwwwwwww!!!!
I think the only thing that will now work for you is either killing something nasty on the computer, or that old warm liver in a jamjar trick...
*runs and vomits exorcist-stylee*
i hate liver.
you forget the third option: teh interwebnet. all the free pr0n you want.
Oh pr0n is so passe... (unless it's vivid video)
But you might want to go here:http://www.hereistheporn.com/main/
Damn good free LONG downloads...
(not that I know - and I didn't just check that link on my parent's computer - oh noooo!!!)
And you don't have to EAT the liver - it's about the warmth and the texture of it hehehe...
*NOW I FEEL DIRTY*
naah. suicidegirls.com and burningangels.com are the main sites for me..
*damn! no! stoppit! and let lizzi get to mutley to pay bills*
g'wan, go out and enjoy the weather....
.. ok. i won't tell < g >
well nowt wrong with the tits oot for the lads if ur a single guy like me..;) LMAO..... but seriously i do understand ur point as the way u said it about what he was tryin to do does sounds a bit pervey..lol
so how many more days off do u have as we could meet up for a few beers somewhere..
Jojo is *SO* into his 'art' that I'm not convinced he entirely grasps the fact that the majority of people who look at nekkid people do it for titillation only...
He also thinks that, because he does 'ooh fetish subculture in devon' type documentaries for LOCAL tv, that he's a TELEVISION CELEBRITAH. And, like the woman in 'Dear John' (if you remember it), whenever I see him he asks me how my sex-life is. To which I usually reply, non-existant, but I'm not missing anything.
In short, he creeps me out.
I have the whole of next week off - that's September 6th to the 10th... but I'm off to an open day for college on the 7th, and it's alienfox
's leaving do in the evening on the 10th. Back to work on the 12th. I'm also flat broke again, so if we meet for drinks it might have to be a 2.99 bottle of plonk from the offy and a trip to the local park lol!!
well that sounds like a normal nite to me, apart from i drink the cheap stuff at home..LOL would u mind if i added u to msn messenger..P..xx
Don't mind at all - tho I hardly ever run it... Mostly only use Yahoo to listen to my Launchcast...
Did I tell you about my Launchcast?? (LOL!!)