Miss Von Trapp was discovered at a folk festival in late 2006 clutching madly at her cello, muttering something incomprehensible about worms and claiming that 'they'd let her out again'.
Noone can be entirely sure when or where she was originally unearthed but she's here now to revolt and entertain.
She'll have you singing campfire singalong grisly folk songs, ghoulish rewrites of cabaret numbers, music hall songs traditional and her own and the odd bit of darkly humorous poetry thrown in for good measure...
And with makeup reminiscent of Aunt Sally - a folk game played at fairs where the unfortunate dolly was the target of many a coconut - and possibly a tin of cat food about her person, Miss Von Trapp would prefer flowers or gin if you were to throw anything at all.
Putting the fun into funereal since 2006 and performing live since 2007. Available for weddings, funerals, festivals, cabaret nights, Halloween, Christmas, anything but children's parties...
*not yet road-tested on under-10s.