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Happy Christmas Everyone! [Dec. 24th, 2012|12:12 pm]
Miss Von Trapp
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Christmas Eve is upon us. If I were a shepherd I would bring a lamb, but I prefer gin. My gift to you is a read of my lyrics. Have a ginsoaked day!! xxx


On the 12 days of Christmas my stalker sent to me:
12 armed policemen - none of this is mine officer!
11 corpses bloating
10 worms a wriggling
9 hearts still beating
8 eyeballs rolling
7 knives for flaying
6 maids a mourning
4 calling cards
3 poison pens
2 latex gloves


And a coffin to keep my presents in!


Away in a manger
No room in the bed
So I cut off her toes
And I cut off her head
The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where she lay
All chopped up and bloody
And dead in the hay


(c)MVT 2012


Sing along now...