Miss Von Trapp (missvontrapp) wrote,
Miss Von Trapp
missvontrapp

Happy Christmas Everyone!

Christmas Eve is upon us. If I were a shepherd I would bring a lamb, but I prefer gin. My gift to you is a read of my lyrics. Have a ginsoaked day!! xxx

 

On the 12 days of Christmas my stalker sent to me:
12 armed policemen - none of this is mine officer!
11 corpses bloating
10 worms a wriggling
9 hearts still beating
8 eyeballs rolling
7 knives for flaying
6 maids a mourning
5 COLD LIMBS
4 calling cards
3 poison pens
2 latex gloves

 

And a coffin to keep my presents in!

 

Away in a manger
No room in the bed
So I cut off her toes
And I cut off her head
The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where she lay
All chopped up and bloody
And dead in the hay

 

(c)MVT 2012

 

Sing along now...

Tags: 2012, cello, christmas, dark cabaret, folk, gift, holiday, massacre, miss von trapp, vaudeville
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