"persisted in attempting to hold me and stick his tongue down my throat"
bite tongue- hard enough to hold it, knee rises gently into their groin to show you know where it is. Keep eye contact, with an expression in the eyes about how *very* serious the trouble the other person is in. Wait a few moments, then let go. If they still stick around, they deserve everything they get.
This technique shown to me by a female friend in a London pub some years ago.... never seen a man go so white so fast
Ever seen Night of the Demons? There was a part where someone was Frenching, and then the chick turned into a demon, and bit his tongue right off.
cool! only film i've seen of that name is a very British 1950s horror.... probably not the same flick then...
yeah, outstanding special fx for nearly 50 years ago : ) and Kate Bush used a load of samples from the film on one of her songs
Nope. It was made in 1990. Has Linnea Quigly - the girl from Silent Night, Deadly Night and Return of the Living Dead.
Yes I know:)
I was referring to the film that achachadad was talking about...there are two films of the same name;)
Well thankfully it didn't get that far...it was more like open-mouthed lunge-ing Jaws...(the shark, not the Bond char)...which I had to turn my face to avoid...
I left shortly after, and staggered home in zig-zags on and off the pavement lolol!!!!
Great advice tho! I'll remember it!!!!!
: ) the girl who demonstrated it had obviously had hassle before, it was very professionally done : )
zigzags are good; i did much the same back from town on friday
Hehe. Public drunk is AWESOME though. :)
Maybe...at 29 it's a bit embarrassing I think...especially when you are wobbling home on your own...
Eh. We all have those days I suppose. ;)
Never going to drink that amount again? Yeah right, pull the other one, it has half a gallon of rum and black in it ;)
What's the young-person's parlance? 'a messy one'? Well, as long as no-one was injured in the making of the evening, it's not so bad.
that's clever, put that on a job app, you might not have to blow anyone.
Oh, and Bi actually...
But if you took the time to read the rest of my journal I think you'd find that this drunken episode was a one-off occurence pretty much...and you might understand a bit more about me before you start labelling me as a 'lame scenester' purely on first impressions and twaddle that I choose to share with my friends on a public journal...;)
I wouldn't do that to you, or anyone for that matter...
*ducks and runs*
Oh but I already am in that process hehe!!!
Just I don't talk about it on LJ...some things are best kept private as I'm sure you understand.
I was too drunk last night, so I sympathise. Orange juice is the best hangover cure ever!
Well... that or beer.
I used Blackcurrant flavoured rehydration sachets (for diarhoeaa)...
They work just fine with a couple of painkillers and plenty of water!!