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Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!! [Jan. 27th, 2004|08:55 am]
Miss Von Trapp
[Mood |Fizzy!]
[Music |BBC News : Should he stay or should he go??]

Still awake and drinking very strong black coffee...Colombian of course...

Work was boring...stayed an hour later than the rest of the team, so I can use it as 'toil' on wednesday or thursday evening for theatre.

I have a Weird Cabaret show on Sunday...so we may rehearse a little late.

Going up the hill in half an hour...need to get provisions, take my disposable cameras full of storyboard shots to the chemist, and have a look in the DIY/Random Junk shop for a large egg timer for the photography project.

Ho hum. Frosty brrr and the coffee is making my eyes go buzzy aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Bridge to Engine Room, Warp Factor Nine!! (my livejournal choice of crew)

Sulu :The computer says there's a paradox...
Kirk : What? Why is that?
Sulu : It won't tell me, I think it's embarrassed!!
- ACTUAL Kirk/Sulu exchange from an old old episode...

Mr Scott!! Beam Us Up!!
(before we cause any more trouble...)

Captain - Me! I've even got the chair!

First Officer - alienfox - Needs to be at my right hand so that I can keep him under close scrutiny...might be useful in interaction with hostile aliens whilst I am planetside. Scare them off with aubergines he will!!

Science Officer - etceterate - has glasses which convey intelligence. Essential equipment when dealing with science. Has he got a pocket protector though? Let's hope so!!

Chief Engineer - vimster - happy to play with anything that goes bleeeeeeeep!!

Ship's Councillor - dreadfulshadow - Very thoughtful and seems good at sorting out everyone else's problems...could have lengthy discussions here.

Chief Medical Officer - Would only trust serpentbearer with this. Especially if her sticky plasters have pretty pictures on...I'm a big fan of Mr. Bump btw.

Security Chief - wildgift93 - Set phasers to stun...she'll have them cowering with her kung foo moves and tied up before you can say 'Japanese Rope Bondage'.

Operations Officer - Someone organised...dear god...hmm...I'm at a loss here. Perhaps we should take turns? Draw up a rota?

Tactical Officer - sirmankey - all that pokemon experience has to pay off somehow!.

Transporter Chief - strangepixel - I'm hoping that if we get lost in millions of tiny dots during 'beaming up' he can put us back together again with no problem. Albeit stranger for the pixellation...

Morale Officer - sadiecakes - make us all feel better by sharing plenty of red wine and being lovely...then we can all play charades again:)).

Ambassador - latexwarrior - able to dress in suitable attire for any occasion...make the damn aliens submit to Mistress Sapphire, or find kindred souls in the giant red inflatable outfit...

Head Pilot/Conn Officer - matthewnorth - he likes his cars and is teetotal, so logic dictates he shouldn't be too bad at this flying malarkey!! And it means we can all drink more!!

First Ensign - The red shirt goes to discordic_frog. Would go SO well with the aqua hair:)

Ten-Forward bartender - djvext and g3m, great team...but need the two of them in the bar to keep up with our rigorous demands for alcohol. *hic*

Chef - kerrykate and dasobscure - I've saved some yummy recipes of theirs as memories...so naturally, it's peanut butter and jelly muffins, black pudding and panforte all round!!!


*raises eyebrow*

*grins evilly as eyes flash red*

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

My insulting name is Penisbreath Semenspit!
What's yours?


From: dasobscure
2004-01-27 07:18 am (UTC)
i got blair as well. ha and i do say ha. also, i have some more recipes in me tin.
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-01-27 12:45 pm (UTC)
*rubs tummy in anticipation*
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-01-27 01:12 pm (UTC)
Yay!! More recipes!!

You're making my cooking more interesting by the day!! Chips and beans can be SO dull sometimes lol...
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From: sadiecakes
2004-01-27 07:49 am (UTC)
Awww me the morale officer, I think thats probably one of the nicest things anyone has said in a long time, thankyou, have a glass of wine
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-01-27 12:41 pm (UTC)
Well you ARE lovely!! *hugs*

(roaring) We'll be the drunkest, happiest crew in the whole darn Federation!!!

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[User Picture]From: vimster
2004-01-27 08:23 am (UTC)
One of the best things about Star Trek TNG (as people are seem to call it) is everything they touch makes a satisfying bleeping-blurbling sound --- everything! Lifts, doors, pens, glasses, you name it, it blarararps.

Okay, capt'n, just remember: ye cannae breek tha laws o physics, laws o physics, laws o physics, ye cannae breek tha laws o physics, laws o physics, er Vampgirl ;)
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-01-27 01:11 pm (UTC)
Don't get me started on The Firm : Startrekkin' lyrics...I have the mp3 y'know!!

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[User Picture]From: latexwarrior
2004-01-27 08:52 am (UTC)
I like the position of Embassidor, but I'm not sure how it came about the "Mistress Saphire" bit is actually "Madam Sabrina"
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[User Picture]From: latexwarrior
2004-01-27 08:54 am (UTC)

spelling mistake

I think I got Ambassador Wrong
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-01-27 12:39 pm (UTC)

Re: spelling mistake

I'm sure you were 'Mistress Sapphire' at one point...well...just goes to show you'd be a great ambassador...different demeanor for every occasion lol!!

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[User Picture]From: serpentbearer
2004-01-27 09:47 am (UTC)
Yay! Does this mean I get to scan people with my tricorder and order them to strip and get into the decontamination chamber? (not necessarily in that order, oo-er missus!) Can I clip weird gadgets to people's temples to monitor their brain-wave activity?

My sticky plasters have dinosaurs on them, but I'm partial to Mr. Bump too :-)
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-01-27 12:40 pm (UTC)
Oh yes, most definately!!

Of course, as Captain, I'd need to be there to supervise...

*pervy leer*

Oooh!! Dinosaur ones?? Cool!!
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[User Picture]From: vimster
2004-01-27 12:45 pm (UTC)
And as chief medic you can tell the captain what to do, she has to obey your orders if it endagers her health - open to wide interpretation :).
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-01-27 01:13 pm (UTC)
Oh dammit:(

Please don't confine me to my quarters!!!

(unless of course, I've got a good book or some scintillating company;))

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From: discordic_frog
2004-01-28 08:57 am (UTC)
lmao, i always wanted to be on the starship enterprise :D
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[User Picture]From: missvontrapp
2004-01-28 08:23 pm (UTC)
Well there you are then lol!!
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